The team page is coming. The team is not cooperating.

We are building a proper one, with faces and everything. It requires one photographer and a set of diaries that have not overlapped once this year. Below is where that stands.

01 · Photo shoot

Exception report.

We run one of these every week for client inventory. This is the same format, applied to the only project we have ever been this bad at.

WhoReason it is still open
Wajihpending

Said he would send a photo. Sent a screenshot of a photo. We are working through it.

Sanareshoot

Was in the group shot. Blinked. Available for a reshoot in principle, never in practice.

Umarblocked

Will only be photographed in the good lighting. The good lighting happens on Tuesdays, between two and half past.

Hudadeferred

Agreed immediately, then asked what the deadline was. Everybody involved knows what that means.

Nabeelno slot

Camera ready. Calendar not.

Mehdilegal

Has a photo. Will not release the photo. Negotiations are ongoing and are not going well.

Amirmisrouted

Arrived at the shoot on the correct day, at the correct time, at a different address.

Hamzarescheduled

Moved it twice because a purchase order moved. Which is, in fairness, the entire job.

Shaheerconflict

Booked the photographer, then booked a call over the photographer.

Status: open. Owner: unassigned, which is almost certainly the root cause.

02 · In the meantime

The facts you actually came for.

What we do

Inventory planning and replenishment for physical-goods brands in the US and Europe. Every week, against the same thresholds, so the fires get seen four weeks out instead of on the day.

Where we stop

No ads, no listings, no customer service, no bookkeeping. The narrow scope is why the weekly plan never slips, and it is what makes us safe for another agency to refer.

Who runs it

A senior lead owns your account, with specialists behind them keeping the numbers current. Founded 2024, capacity-limited, and we will tell you what is open.

Every figure on this site traces to a documented engagement, and the illustrative ones say so. The excuses above are the only fiction we have ever published here. They are also, sadly, accurate.

Day 90

Thirty minutes, then you decide.

You almost certainly know which SKUs are tight already. The harder part is the order-by date sitting behind them, the cash that has quietly stopped moving, and where your three systems disagree.

Founded 2024 · US and Europe · Capacity-limited, ask what’s open